No this hasn't happened to me (yet, any takers?)-- but my roommate told me a new sex term that I thought I would share. Granted- this is probably already known by everyone since I've been living in a bin for three months while this semester has murdered my life... but I thought it was funny.
Snorting Dragon
When you cum inside a girl or guy's mouth, and then tell a joke or do something silly so that they exhale, forcing the goo through their nose. Thus, they appear to be a "snorting dragon".
Yep, that's it. Nothing enlightening or philosophical from me today. Just crude, childish sex humor. That's the kind of mood I'm in :-) I love that you have to 'tell a joke' or 'do something silly'. I can imagine someone with like a joke book or a silly mask just immediately after spunking all over someones face. These are the first things in my mind when I'm in this kind of situation.
BTW- I want us to picket urban dictionary to include 'guys' in this definition. They claim it can only be girls!! Clearly forgetting the gay/bi/curious/drunk demographic. This tyranny just WILL NOT STAND! I want equity in my crude, demeaning sex terms!
I hope all are having wonderful weekends...its gloomy, rainy, and I have exams to study for here :-(
Much Love,
Steve
Happy Thanksgiving!
1 year ago
6 comments:
*smirk* Go look up an angry dragon.
If you don't like a definition, sign up for an account, submit a new definition, and link to it. I'm sure there are 25 people who'll vote down the straight definition, and vote up the new one.
We can form a rainbow coalition, coming together to create an open, inclusive urban dictionary, where definitions such as "snorting dragon" are treated as equals to the "rusty trombone," and others.
~G
Um... interesting term...
I wouldn't want to be the one on the receiving end.
Oh my. I must remember this if someone ever grants me a blow. :D
lol i would just tickle them. ^_^
I find tickling erotic anyway haha.
love
lol...i hadn't heard this one either. good times! :p
ROFL.
So if you then you then lick the cum-snot from his face and then French Kiss him to swap it back, would that be something like a Snot Dragon 360 snow ball - with an Ollie?
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