My friend posted the following on his wall:
Kim Kardashian spent millions on a wedding for a marriage that lasted 72 days. But two loving, committed adults of the same sex being given the same rights would ruin the sanctity of marriage?
To which some cunt-muscle naive child bitch Meagan replied:
Gays are an abomination unto god and will be judged when Jesus returns and so should have no rights. The only truth is the King James bible and im glad Im a christian. Im not judging people only god can judge people but i cant wait for jesuses return
I incredulously replied:
Amen meagan! I'm so happy that leviticus and ergo god approves of me raping slaves just so long as I sacrifice a rams head the following morning. Whew! but... I hope thats not a cotton-poly blend shirt youre wearing in your avatar...another abominable sin under mosaic law though I can't recall if we stone you to death for that one or not...
She replied a little later and said:
How dare you talk to me like that. When Jesus returns and you bow on bended knee to the lord our savior and have to answer for your sins you will bow. Atheists and gays will answer for their abominations unto god and be punished. Even you you will be on bended knee to the lord.
-_-
My reply:
Curious. With so much time on bended knee in the future, I would've expected the biology of the knee to be a bit more intelligently designed for prolonged periods of bending. I'm also curious about the math when scoring abominations-- as a gay, atheist, shrimp-eating, cotton/poly-blend-tshirt-wearing male -- is that 4 abominations against god or maybe do I get a "buy 3 get 1 freebie" pass? Any clarification with appropriate biblical references is much appreciated.
Meagan. Love her.
5 comments:
her name is Meagan, enough said
LOL! I just love those silly xtians who have no idea really what the bible says, just the "talking points" they have picked up on their tv.
Oh, and you missed one...i assume you cut your hair and shave your face? Those are also in the not allowed column.
Eek! good point biki! i cant imagine how many abominations unto god i've actually racked up. Cloven hoofed animals, physical contact with women while menstruating (hugs count), etc.
Never try to match wits with an idiot; he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.
I've "unfriended" ppl because of content like that. I've also seen friends that I'd never expect step up to argue on the side of sanity, which was refreshing.
The great thing for Meagan about being an english-speaking xtian is that she can read the Bible in the original language, while others have to rely on translations. ;)
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